He's back!

A dispatch from EMMUTTMAX (Lemur Alliance)

Remember this guy? No? I'm not surprised, this picture of him was taken at his high-school prom many years ago in the land of leprechauns. He haunted my pages earlier this year for many months, casting aspersions on my species, announcing wild, paranoid conspiracies about galactic aliens and harmless earthbound creatures trying to take over the world.
This from a man who comes from a small, green island where many, many years ago a besotted, old, interloping tribal chieftain turned on the very creatures that saved his people and persecuted them to the point of near extinction.
His goal then, as now, is to eradicate lemurs from the face of the earth. This, of course, will never happen. With the new rise of the thanes of Thomond, lemur loyalists now gather at a summit to trade information and plan strategy to foil the Irish menace once again and keep the world free for all creatures, great and small, to live in peace and for the lemurs to once again return to their true homeland.Rage on bog-fogged thane, thy comeuppance is nigh.

For the latest in thane idiocracy visit here.

The hot poop

A dispatch from RAFCOP (Lemur Alliance)

A Daily Poop reporter has provided us with this exclusive photograph of Thamus.

Evidently envious of Emmuttmax's nomination in this years BBC International Sports Personality of the Year Award, the evil thane is reported to have taken up
the sport of Bog Snorkeling. We are told that his initial foray into this sport was unintentional and made without the benefit of a snorkel, following a night of excessive libation at a fellow thanes hovel. The standard garb of dead animals adorning the overweight overlord were not conducive to the sport, resulting in him being rescued by his entourage, with a large draught horse.

A quiver in the continuum...

A dispatch from THAMUS (Celts & CATS leader)

Follow this link and be afraid. Be very afraid... There are stirrings in the galaxy... The stench of lemur breath hangs heavy on the alien air...

Finger only

A dispatch from RAFCOP (Lemur Alliance)


I do not deign to thumb this particular site one way or the other. More slanderous diatribe from the wizened warlord of Thomond.