Devious doppelganger drama

A dispatch from Rafcop (Lemur Alliance)

Thamus has erroneously accused Emmuttmax of attacking a woman, with no attempt to provide his reader with the true version of events, which we can now divulge.
The important statements in the article are "The woman was bitten while at an exotic animal farm in Marquette County. Keepers said the woman stepped into the lemur cage."
The venerable Lemur Emmuttmax has never visited Marquette County, and has definitely never been caged,despite numerous attempts by the Thane Alliance (several bog hoppers with imaginary cats) to illegally capture him.
Readers will have noticed that no photograph of the woman attacked by the caged Lemur was provided by the Thanic truth distorters. We can now rectify this.



The 'woman' in question is none other than Mrs Mini O'Thane the wife of the evil leprechaun accompanying Thamus on his illicit fund raising tour of the USA. It is believed that this was an attempt to acquire an Emmuttmax doppelganger for the Thanes propaganda war against the freedom loving Lemur Alliance.
Fortunately the lemur in question was sufficiently frightened by Mrs O'Thane that when she grabbed hold of him he defended himself by biting her forehead, an action which ultimately saved him, as it resulted in his rescue by keepers. Having been thwarted once again what depths will the Thanes plumb next in their continuing propaganda war against the Lemur Alliance?