Pathetic Bird

A dispatch from Thamus (Celts & CATS leader)

So, the twittering bird brain ally of the lemurs now rises to the intellectual challenges of renewed hostilities. (Excuse inappropriate use of words like "brain" and "intellectual" in this context).
In his deconstruction of the Thanes' post on "the Father Christmas incident" fabricated by the ageing furball, the avian avatar managed to totally avoid the central case addressed - the bloody lemur attack on an innocent woman.
[Insert here a missing airy-feathery statement condemning simian violent abuse of human women].
No, instead, the feather-head Rafcop rambles on incoherently about the connection between a "catpiece" and a "codpiece".
May we all share what these idiots are presently smoking?
For the record, the so-called "catpiece" is Moody Blue, a very real loyal Russian Blue companion of Thane Thamus for many years.
Not quite a Pathetic Bob, but we're thinking about a frontal lobotomy to get Moody there.
Not!
[PICTURE: Rafcop's personal spokesfeather and screech-writer, Pompos Beek]