'Kickass felines' to fight with Thanes

As the appalling slanderous attacks of the furballs and farting feathers against the noble Celtic Thanes rose to hysteria pitch to cover their nefarious plans of attack and conquest, signs of alarm and sympathy for the Thanes began to stir in The Stumbles.
Volunteers have started knocking on the gates of Thomond Castle, asking to join CATS (Cat and Thane Security) forces to help the righteous Thane cause of defending the globe from the evil cohorts of a certain lemur leader, (e.g., viz. EMMUTTMAX, op. cit., ibid.) and his befuddled and befeathered sidekick RAFCOP1976, and their shadowy alien backers. (Ominous sounds of inconsequential pro-lemur rabbiting have also been reported off center stage).
Among the first to arrive were two "kick arse felines," known as The Twisted Sisters, and generously despatched by stumbler Zilcho all the way from Italy to aid the Thane war effort.
"Let's get twisting some lemur neck," said Delilah. "And let's get baking some blackbirds," added Tallulah.
[PICTURE: The volunteer Twisted Sisters - left, Delilah the Decimator, and right Tallulah The Terminator, putting themselves in the paws of CATS commando training officer Furlined Fury after they arrived at Castle Thomond this morning].