Chronicles of the Celtic-Lemur Galactic War

An accurate history of the war started by Emmuttmax, the lemur leader of Madagascar, allied with the aliens of the Great Nebula in Lemur. Avian leader Rafcop and his Raptor Air Patrols gave the lemurs secret air support. This formidable alliance was opposed by the warriors of Celtic and Thane Security (CATS), led by Thamus, Thane of Thomond.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

He's back!

the young Thane
A dispatch from EMMUTTMAX (Lemur Alliance)

Remember this guy? No? I'm not surprised, this picture of him was taken at his high-school prom many years ago in the land of leprechauns. He haunted my pages earlier this year for many months, casting aspersions on my species, announcing wild, paranoid conspiracies about galactic aliens and harmless earthbound creatures trying to take over the world.
This from a man who comes from a small, green island where many, many years ago a besotted, old, interloping tribal chieftain turned on the very creatures that saved his people and persecuted them to the point of near extinction.
His goal then, as now, is to eradicate lemurs from the face of the earth. This, of course, will never happen. With the new rise of the thanes of Thomond, lemur loyalists now gather at a summit to trade information and plan strategy to foil the Irish menace once again and keep the world free for all creatures, great and small, to live in peace and for the lemurs to once again return to their true homeland.Rage on bog-fogged thane, thy comeuppance is nigh.

For the latest in thane idiocracy visit here.

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