Lemurs secretly redeploy to Scotland

A dispatch from THAMUS (Celts & CATS leader)

The lemur propaganda machine swung back into action today with this news report, filed from unchecked press releases by gullible Welsh journalists in the mainstream media. They presented a sob story about "endangered lemurs" evacuating Wales for Scotland.
Hiding between the sugary lines is a clear vindication of Thane warnings about the gathering storm. Thane intelligence sources late last night intercepted a message from the Great Nebula instructing British lemur forces to begin quietly redeploying to Scotland.
This is in preparation for an alien-backed offensive from the Mull of Kintyre into the Celtic heartland. This is expected to be backed by raptor air power, following the RAP's dawn reconnaissance flight over Thomond Castle three days ago and its subsequent ominous silence, apart from some half-hearted and badly faked propaganda barbs.
From the Welsh news report:
* "Trelow, the abandoned baby Tim hand-reared in 2004, will remain at Folly Farm with his surrogate father, along with 12 other ringtails. Trelow is doing well at Folly Farm and even has a new girlfriend."
Folly Farm! Could a name be more apt for lemurs. This actually is Uberlemur Twitch Trelow and his team of 12 paw-picked assassins known as the Ringtail League. They are tasked with eliminating Welsh cats sympathetic to the thane cause and blaming it on "thane treachery." The "surrogate father" referred to is, of course their resident alien liaison.
Trelow's "new girfriend" is none other than the notorious Hissy Slutkat, a renegade trailer-park tart from Texas, to whom Trelow was introduced on a visit to certain agent there, (e.g., viz. EMMUTTMAX, op. cit., ibid.) - see ugly mugshot above.
Now wanted for treason even in Texas, traitorous Ms. Slutkat earns her life of seamy lemurian luxury on Folly Farm by wearing a hood and pointing out possible CATS (Celt & Thane Security) agents captured and paraded before her. She is a known source of some of the most outrageous accusations fabricated against thanes and CATS.
* News of some spurious "Middle East-based development" currently rolling off the lemur presses is an obvious diversionary tactic that will not divert Thomond and its ever alert CATS from defending the free Celtic Thane homeland, where - unlike the lemur dominated dictatorship of Madagascar - all species live in harmony.