World Lemur HQ exposed

A dispatch from Thamus (Celts & CATS leader)

By the Celtic gods of Thomond - it's worse than we thought. Following the Thane astronomers' recent discovery of the Great Nebula in Lemur (below), they have now Stumbled Upon the answer to those long-reported "alien sightings" we are are all so familiar with. They are indeed already here.
To add brazenness to chutzpah, they have even erected their own subversive website and had the effrontery to title it "World Lemur Headquarters," no less.
The warning bells are sounding and I can only wonder if I am to be the first to ask that this community now question the alleged Stumbler "Emmuttmax" about his association with these creatures.
Is he perhaps acting as paid agent agent in loco lemuris until the Grand Prophet Lemurad arrives to take charge of our civilization? We have a right to know - and that imperative should override any alleged "furry rights" these characters and their pink-skinned media allies may invoke.
Take further warming from this nefarious web site, before it is too late - on the front page it openly challenges us to "Check eBay for lemurs".
Hah! Well, indeed, we will; we most certainly will.