Rewards for Gang of Three conspirators

A dispatch from THAMUS (Celts & CATS leader)

The Cats and Thane Security service yesterday put a price on the head of three main mischief makers in the conspiracy to bring aliens from the Great Nebula in Lemur.
The alien-lemur alliance is plotting to set up a bridgehead in the Celtic Thane homeland of Thomond, from which the combined gangs of aliens and lemurs will overrun first Europe and then establish a world dictatorship in the lemur homeland of Madagascar.
Raptor Air Support will provide air cover and disgusting white, wet and sticky carpet-bombing for the invasion. The rabbits' Long Eared League will contribute a lot of fucking about.
"You haven't put much of a price on these criminals' heads," a reporter from the Plain Thane newspaper put it to Klaws McKibble, the deputy director of the CATS intelligence branch.
"In all honesty we couldn't offer the public more than their actual miserable worth," McKibble replied. "We're talking pissed old furball with a penchant for aging sex kittens here, not some Osama Bent Lemur."
Asked why the female rabbit conspirator, who is considered to have a minor role as Annoying Furry Reproducer Responsible for Cannon Fodder, merited a higher reward, McKibble smiled enigmatically and would only say, "market forces."