Wikipedia lemur facts echo Thanes

A dispatch from THAMUS (Celts & CATS leader)


The highly-respected Internet Wikiedia project has finally vindicated Celtic Thane warnings of the evil intentions of lemurs and their plotting with the aliens of the Great Nebula in Lemur for world domination.
Every Thane expose has been greeted by a certain noisy lemur leader, (e.g., viz. EMMUTTMAX, op. cit., ibid.) and various sycophantic babbling BUNNIES and BIRDIES with howls of "propaganda."
They will be hard pressed to denounce the authoritative voice - and images [above] of the Internet's much-praised encyclopedia makers. From the text:
Lemurs are demonic creatures known for their mind possessing powers and extreme hostility. Different kinds of Lemurs exist. They all look like cute little monkeys with long furry tails. They have big glowing eyes, but watch out... The Lemur has enough venom to kill the entire population of Chicago. The most famous lemur is Lemur Emmuttmax.
Remember: Always spell "Lemur" with a capital letter (preferably "L"). If you don't, Lemurs will gobble up you and your children.
Footnote: There is an exception to this rule. It is a Thane tradition always to spell lemur with as small a capital as possible.
Facts about Lemurs
* Lemurs are evil
* Lemurs smell funny
* Lemurs discovered America before people did
* Lemur crap can be used as a powerful jet fuel
Where do Lemurs live?
Absolutely everywhere! In forests, cities, sewers, deserts, mountains, on the North Pole. Just turn around, there might be a Lemur behind you right now. If there's not one behind you, then you must be the Lemur.

"If a Lemur were Prime Minister then England would be Madagascar and I would be King. Uh, what did you put in this punch, Coleridge?" ~ Oscar Wilde on Lemurs