Lemur youths protest Thane besmirching

A dispatch from EMMUTTMAX (Lemur Alliance)

College students in Furville, Madagascar took to the streets today engaging in the ritual "waving of the genitals" in protest of the notorious Thanes of Thomond henchman Thamus' because of his recent post of a fake scandal sheet which alleged Emmuttmax had been seen with Hissy Kitty--the eldest daughter of CAT Prime Minister Landon Feet--carousing at jet-set nightspots and engaging in tawdry behavior.
Although yesterday's post here--on this trustworthy source of information--cleared Emmuttmax of the Thane's unscrupulous charges, lemur youth have not forgiven Irish idiot's low blow.
In Scotland--where Emmuttmax actually spent the days he was supposedly escorting the feline first daughter around--the lemur signed a treaty of alliance with the Highlanders. It is rumored Scottish lemurs may also rise up in protest. In another post on the outrageous Thamus site, he took aim at the sartorially resplendent citizens of the Highland Nation, a move that is likely to haunt him in days to come.
In Furville, Emmutmax has appealed to the angry students for calm and promised that no Thane will go unpunished.