The hot poop

A dispatch from RAFCOP (Lemur Alliance)

A Daily Poop reporter has provided us with this exclusive photograph of Thamus.

Evidently envious of Emmuttmax's nomination in this years BBC International Sports Personality of the Year Award, the evil thane is reported to have taken up
the sport of Bog Snorkeling. We are told that his initial foray into this sport was unintentional and made without the benefit of a snorkel, following a night of excessive libation at a fellow thanes hovel. The standard garb of dead animals adorning the overweight overlord were not conducive to the sport, resulting in him being rescued by his entourage, with a large draught horse.