Casual tie of war

A dispatch from HAPPIBUN (Lemur Alliance)

It is with deep sorrow that I regret to inform you that the uneasy truce between the warring factions of Thannic Bogglers, Laudable Lemurs,
and Raffish Raptors, has yet again broken down.

Despite all the brave Lemur's desperate efforts to make peace, cattish remarks about codpieces and diving gear finally gave Thamus the bird, giving rise to a snipeing attempt to try and prove that toucan play at that game.

Thinking that he'd finally caught the Rabbit contingent of the alliance on the hop, the Celtic Curmudgeon furthered his secret plans to ruin mid winter festivities by posing as Santa Claws. We know his cries of innocence are no more than a smokescreen, for agents of the Bunny Brigade have infiltrated his secret animal testing labs at Castle Thomond at great risk to life and limb. Dastardly attempts to mutate innocent reindeer into cats are taking place at this very moment as this picture will testify.



Meeee ouch!

Further more the claims that the Wasted Warlord is secretly seething with jealousy over the athletic prowess of Lemurs seem to be born out by our agents. We discovered him trying out this unusual flotation device to aid him in his attempts to win the world Bog Snorkelling record, he seemed to rather like it. We gather that his insistence that he wears cumbersome codpieces at all times have been hampering his attempts to make it beyond the starting line.



Bog Snorkelling champions have nothing to fear, nor do the fashion conscious.

Quite honestly, we do not consider the accompanying flippers and rubber mask so much of a fashion fur pas, as the so called `catpiece'.

Though we Rabbits have been watching events unfold for quite some time, we felt that it would be prudent not to bring them to the attention of the public before now. We thought that action might be considered inflammatory, and on the whole we prefer the peaceful route. However, now the counter accusations are flying, we thought that we should bring the evidence to your attention so that you can make up your own minds.

The Thane may hide behind his cat for now, but given that the truth will out, no wonder he is feeling moody and blue.