'Obey the Celtic cat,' the lying lemur meant

A dispatch from Thamus (Celts & CATS leader)


After a long and most welcome hibernation in his dark den of deviousness, the wily lemur leader, (e.g., viz. EMMUTTMAX, op. cit., ibid.) has emerged to slip a typically mendacious propaganda card under the doors of unsuspecting residents of Stumbletown
To wit - this photograph purporting to show his domestic canine menagerie "supplicating themselves before their notorious leader, Bill the Cat."

Half a tale is not quite a good enough ploy to hide this really humiliating story in the smelly lemur den.
As is clear from a mere cursory glance at my own avatar above, this is not some fictitious "Bill the Cat" we have here - but is no less a dignitary than my own Moody Blue.
This is the noble ceremonial leader of Cat and Thane Security (CATS), the praetorian guard that protected the Celtic Thanes of Thomond against the evil plots of the lemurs and their allies during the worst ravages of last year's war of aggression by the Madagascar madcaps and their bird- and bunny-brained camp followers.
Moody Blue is seen here acknowledging the obeisance of the lemur dog-pack, having graciously received the annual tribute of a token offering of kibble, as stipulated under the terms of the Lemur Capitulation Treaty that ended the war to the satisfaction of the Thanes of Thomond.
Let the world be reassured once again: Lemur lies will not go unchallenged.