Hirsute hermit rambles out of the haze

A dispatch from Rafcop (Lemur Alliance)


So the Thane has finally dared to come out of his self imposed exile to spread more scurrilous slander about the emminent emmuttmax and his brave alliance of avians and bunnies.

To state that his miserable muscovite moggie is in fact that noble member of the emmutmax menagerie 'Bill the Cat' is plainly ridiculous.

Doubtless due to over indulgence within the halls of Thomond, he seems to have retreated into a fantasy world where he believes he was victorious in previous encounters.

The Lemur Capitulation Treaty exists solely in his whisky befuddled brain. I await with bated breath to see what further drunken ramblings pour forth from the hirsute hermit's halls.